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So they weren't really salesmen. In which I mean the lemonade was free.

There were two of them: young men dressed in white shirts and black ties, wearing name tags and with their hair combed back. Kiarra, Bri, and I have been working in the costume shop in the basement for the last four hours and have crawled back upstairs for food. We're still trying to figure out what sunlight is when they call us over.

"Hello ladies, would you like some lemonade?" Well I can't say no.
"What's the catch?" I ask as I take it from him. He smiles.
"Catch? JUst drinking it, I suppose." I narrow my eyes at him.
"Lauren," Kiarra laughs, "I don't think he put roofies in it. You're safe to drink."
"Of course he didn't put roofies in it. We're in the middle of campus. I mean what are you solliciting?" Free food is the best way to lure suspicious college students into signing a petition or giving money to charity.
"No solliciting, just lemonade," the young man says. I nod. So he's not one of the voter registrations, or pennies to cancer, or SALT volunteers, or policemen handing out new and improved safety apps. The lemonade is Crystal Light.
"And I'd like to talk to you about the word of Jesus Christ."

Oh god damn it. I walked right into that one.


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I would hit that, with a truck. <3
Bristow-sama Dec 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I would hit that....with a semi
No big surprise, you're a woman driver. iPyro up 7 on the tasteless jokes.
Your connection is as unstable as the Mexican government.
MatthewPalfenier Dec 16, 2012  Student General Artist
You have some gems in here! :happybounce:
:iconcip5: Merry Christmas!!! :iconcip5:
Bristow-sama Dec 16, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thank you!
emiliemajarian Jul 27, 2012   Digital Artist
Thanks so much for the watch! :love:
dreamsinstatic Jun 13, 2012  Professional Writer
Thanks for the :+fav:
Eew its you what a loser gosh why do you were such weird stuff why can't you be normal go die I LOVE YOU~ :heart:
Bristow-sama Jan 25, 2011  Student Digital Artist
EW what a double loser, messaging a loser like me. Why can't you be weirder. You are sooooo not worht my weird time. I hope you live so people can ignore you because you're boring.
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